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They Must Get Lost Driving To The AMC
They Must Get Lost Driving To The AMC
Extra Stupid, New Jersey, Pharmacy, USA | Right | July 3, 2018 (My aunt works at the pharmacy in a CVS, and often comes home with hilarious stories about customers or doctor offices. This one in particular I find incredibly stupid.) Aunt: “Hello, this is [Aunt] from CVS. I need to order a refill for [Medication] for [Patient].” Doctor’s Office: “Where are you calling from?” Aunt: “CVS.” Doctor’s Office: “Can you spell that?” Aunt: “Um… C-V-S.” Doctor’s Office: “Where? Spell it?” Aunt: “C as in ‘cat,’ V as in ‘Victor,’ S like in ‘Sam.’” Doctor’s Office: “Where?” (According to her, this went on for five minutes before she finally got the medication ordered. The customer even warned her that the office was awful before she made the call.) |
You’re Boxing Me In Here
You’re Boxing Me In Here
Australia, Extra Stupid, Hobart, Patients, Pharmacy, Tasmania | Healthy | June 27, 2018 (At my pharmacy, we commonly take orders by phone so that a customer’s medications can be ready to collect when they arrive. This phone order, however, is a little different.) Me: “Good afternoon. This is [Pharmacy]. [My Name] speaking. How can I help?” Customer: “Yes, I’d like to order some medications, please.” Me: “Sure. What do you need?” Customer: “I can’t remember what they’re called, sorry.” Me: “That’s okay. We can figure it out. Do you remember what they’re for?” Customer: “No, sorry. But they come in a box |
Mayor Of Candyland Shouldn’t Mix Up His Candies
Mayor Of Candyland Shouldn’t Mix Up His Candies
Bizarre, Employees, Ignoring & Inattentive, Pennsylvania, Pharmacy, Pittsburgh, USA | Right | June 26, 2018 (I work in a pharmacy. I have a regular customer who is rather eccentric, and usually wears the same clothing: a raccoon fur cap — complete with tail — and a denim jacket covered in buttons and patches depicting his niche interests. He also usually rides a store-provided mobility scooter. This day, he comes in wearing a pinstripe suit, a faux velvet top hat, and a plastic pendant on a red ribbon of the sort you might find in a child’s Dracula Halloween costume. He is also walking with a cane, not riding the scooter. It’s the end of a long day, and his outfit is so different from usual that I don’t recognize him at first.) Me: “Hello, sir. May I have your name?” Regular: *stares at me for a second* “[Regular].” Me: “Oh! Mr. [Regular]! Sorry, I didn’t recognize you at first. You’re wearing a different hat!” (I pull up his profile on the computer while exchanging pleasantries.) Me: “I’m afraid you don’t have any prescriptions ready. Was there one you were expecting?” Regular: “I just thought I’d stop by and see if any of my automatic refills were ready.” Me: “Well, let me see…” (I look at the relevant page of his profile and see that all of his maintenance medications are indeed set to auto-fill, but it’s still a few weeks before they’re due to be filled again.) Me: “Looks like you should be good for a while. You should get a call when your prescriptions are filled. Do we have your correct phone number on file?” *repeats number* Regular: “Yep, that’s the one.” Me: “All right, then you’ll get a call letting you know when your prescriptions are ready. Thanks for stopping by, Mr. [Regular]. It was good to see you!” (The regular walks away, making quite the picture with his top hat and suit. The next customer in line comes up to my register and stares after the regular for a moment.) Customer: “Is he the mayor of Candyland?!” |
Teenage Scream
Teenage Scream
Criminal & Illegal, Pharmacy, South Carolina, Teenagers, USA | Right | June 22, 2018 (I work in a pharmacy. I am filling in as an over-the-counter floor manager while our salaried management is out to meetings. Since I am an hourly supervisor, I am not allowed to do some things, like cash pulls or theft stops, but everything has been smooth throughout the day. It should be noted that at the time of this story, I am several months pregnant, but I am still getting around normally. I am crouching behind the counter for supplies when I hear a customer walk by.) Me: *popping my head just over the counter* “Good morning!” Teenage Boy: “Jesus! Uh… hi…” (The kid looks a bit startled, but I don’t think much of it since I kind of came out of nowhere. I come out from behind the counter to see him flipping through the pegs of condoms. He is acting very sketchy, so I try to stay out of sight but where I can still watch him. Sure enough, he pockets a small pack of condoms. I cut the corner just as he is about to put another pack of condoms in his coat pocket. He drops them on the floor and I exaggeratedly struggle to bend over picking them up.) Me: *poking my belly out* “Man, let me tell you from experience, I would not recommend this kind.” (The kid practically ran out of the store, ditching the condoms in his pocket onto a nearby display on the way out.) |
Perhaps Multiple Choice Might Be Easier
Perhaps Multiple Choice Might Be Easier
Pharmacy | | Right | February 20, 2009 Customer: “I’m after some cold and flu medication.” Me: “Sure, do you take any other medication?” Customer: “Um… no… I don’t thi-… wait, yes, but it’s… actually no, no, I don’t.” Me: “Okay then, and are you allergic to anything?” Customer: “God, this is too hard!” *storms out* |
Surely, One Missed Anatomy Class Can’t Hurt…
Surely, One Missed Anatomy Class Can’t Hurt…
Pharmacy | | Right | February 19, 2009 (A woman walks in with her daughter one afternoon.) Me: “Hello, how can I help you?” Customer: “There’s something wrong with my daughter.” Me: “Oh?” Customer: “Her eyes keep closing on their own!” Me: “…ma’am, that’s called blinking.” |
TMI Mom Tries To Help
TMI Mom Tries To Help
Pharmacy | | Right | July 6, 2009 (A forty-something year old woman comes to the counter with her purchases. Amongst them is a box of condoms, which have security stickers on them. Before I scan the item, I swipe it a few times over the scanner to deactivate it.) Customer: “Is it not scanning?” Me: “No, I’m just deactivating the security sticker. I don’t want you to set off the alarm on the way out. Especially over condoms!” Customer: “Oh I’m not embarrassed! They’re not for me, they’re for my son. I can’t even get an erection |
Script Stupidity
Script Stupidity
Pharmacy | | Right | May 28, 2009 Customer: *holds up two bottles* “What’s the difference between these two medicines?” Me: “The one on the left is a capsule; the one on the right is a tablet.” Customer: “I mean, which one would be better?” Me: “They’re exactly the same medicine, just in different forms. Most people buy whichever one is easier for them to swallow.” Customer: “That’s just stupid! How can you swallow a bottle?” |
Where There’s A Pill, There’s A Way
Where There’s A Pill, There’s A Way
Pharmacy | | Right | May 21, 2009 (A customer comes in with a prescription for a narcotic pain reliever. He says that he was at the hospital with his wife and the hospital stole his pills, which is why he needs to get this prescription filled, even though his last prescription was just filled a few days ago.) Me: “OK, sir, I talked to your doctor and he says I can fill your prescription.” Customer: “Great, can I wait? I have no pills left and I really need it.” Me: “It’ll be about 10 minutes.” (10 minutes later.) Me: “OK sir, your prescription is ready.” Customer: “Hey, are those pills the same as this?” *holds up pill* Me: “I thought you didn’t have any pills left, sir.” Customer: “Well…I bought this off the street, to be honest with you.” Me: “Oh…good.” |
Super Absorbent For Those Mentally Heavy Days
Super Absorbent For Those Mentally Heavy Days
Pharmacy | | Right | April 23, 2009 (An elderly man calls up to the store.) Me: “Thank you for calling ****, this is ****, how can I help you?” Customer: “Yes, my granddaughter came to visit me, and she bought me a birthday gift. It’s on the kitchen table, but I’m not sure what it is.” Me: “OK, well, what can you tell me about the product?” Customer: “Well, the box says ‘K-O-T-E-X’ – can you tell me what that is, honey? What it’s used for? I just can’t figure it out.” Me: Well, sir…that’s a feminine hygiene product.” Customer: “Feminine hygiene? What’s the product for? I just can’t figure it out.” Me: “Sir…it’s for women on their period.” Customer: “Why would my granddaughter buy me Kotex?” Me: “I don’t know sir, maybe you should ask her that.” Customer: “So can I still use them to stir my Kool-Aid with? Because that’s what I’ve been using them for.” |
Yeah, Definitely Contraindicated
Yeah, Definitely Contraindicated
Pharmacy | | Right | April 21, 2009 (A patient walks up to the pick up window looking like he just came from the emergency room.) Me: “Hello, sir, how can I help you?” Customer: “I wanna drop this off…” *hands me an ER prescription* Me: “Sir, this is the pick up window. You need to drop off the prescription at the drop off window.” Customer: “Where’s that?” Me: “The counter at the entrance to the room with the big sign that says “Drop Off Window’.” Customer: “Where?” Me: “You know, you already waited in line so I’ll just take the prescription here. Have you ever had any medication here before?” Customer: “I don’t know, have I?” Me: “I’ll take that as a no. Do you have any allergies to medication?” Customer: “Well, when I mix heroin and battery acid, I get a rash.” Me: “… I’ll make a note on that.” |
This One’s A No-Brainer
This One’s A No-Brainer
Pharmacy | Sydney, Australia | Right | February 13, 2010 Customer: “My mother is taking some medication and it is making her sick. Can you stop giving it to her?” Me: “I’ll have to ask the pharmacist for you. What medication is it?” Customer: “It’s a little white pill.” Me: “You don’t know the name of it, sir? We do have many white pills in the pharmacy.” Customer: “I think it’s for her heart…or her brain.” |
Noah Already Had Two Customers On The Ark
Noah Already Had Two Customers On The Ark
(Note: much of our area is suffering from massive flooding. A man walks into our chain pharmacy, completely drenched from the chest down.) Me: “Wow, what happened to you?” Customer: “I tried to go to your other location and it was closed!” Me: “That location is flooded, sir. There’s about four feet of water surrounding it.” Customer: “I know! I had to wade all the way up to the door before I found out it was closed! How do you think I got so wet?” |
Not A Case Of If, But When…
Not A Case Of If, But When…
Pharmacy | | Right | August 20, 2009 (While waiting in line, I overhear a conversation between a teenager and a police officer, both of whom are also waiting. The boy has red plastic cups and ping pong balls in hand.) Officer: “Can I ask what those are for?” Teenage customer: “No, no questions.” Officer: “Where’s the party?” Teenage customer: “No parties.” (The kid checks out, and as he’s walking out the door yells “SODA PONG!” and flicks his wrist.) Officer, to me: “Yeah, I’ll get the call in a couple hours.” |
There’s No Pills Like Home
There’s No Pills Like Home
Pharmacy | | Right | July 17, 2009 (A patient called in to inquire about her medication she had just picked up.) Me: *on the phone* “Pharmacy.” Patient: “Hi, I just picked up this medication, and I think I may have a problem.” Me: “Is there something incorrect with how it was filled?” Patient: “No, it’s just that the cream here says to apply locally, and I’m going out of town tonight. I was wondering if I could still use it.” Me: “Um…yes, yes you can.” Patient: “Oh, OK good…. Oh…oh God. I just realized…oh my God, just forget I asked! How stupid of me!” |
On The Bright Side, There Are Worse Orifices
On The Bright Side, There Are Worse Orifices
Pharmacy | | Right | July 15, 2009 Me: “*** Pharmacy, how can I help you?” Customer: “Yeah, your medicine is defective.” Me: “Sir, why don’t I get your information so I can take a look at your profile.” Customer: *gives his name and date of birth* Me: “I see that the last prescriptions you filled were antibiotic and drops for your ear infection. Are your symptoms still bothering you?” Customer: “Yes, and how the h*** do you expect me to fit this giant pill in my ear?” Me: “Sir, that’s an antibiotic tablet. It’s meant to be taken orally.” |
Yeah, Definitely Contraindicated
Pharmacy | | Right | April 21, 2009 (A patient walks up to the pick up window looking like he just came from the emergency room.) Me: “Hello, sir, how can I help you?” Customer: “I wanna drop this off…” *hands me an ER prescription* Me: “Sir, this is the pick up window. You need to drop off the prescription at the drop off window.” Customer: “Where’s that?” Me: “The counter at the entrance to the room with the big sign that says “Drop Off Window’.” Customer: “Where?” Me: “You know, you already waited in line so I’ll just take the prescription here. Have you ever had any medication here before?” Customer: “I don’t know, have I?” Me: “I’ll take that as a no. Do you have any allergies to medication?” Customer: “Well, when I mix heroin and battery acid, I get a rash.” Me: “… I’ll make a note on that.” |
On The Bright Side, There Are Worse Orifices
On The Bright Side, There Are Worse Orifices
Pharmacy | | Right | July 15, 2009 Me: “*** Pharmacy, how can I help you?” Customer: “Yeah, your medicine is defective.” Me: “Sir, why don’t I get your information so I can take a look at your profile.” Customer: *gives his name and date of birth* Me: “I see that the last prescriptions you filled were antibiotic and drops for your ear infection. Are your symptoms still bothering you?” Customer: “Yes, and how the h*** do you expect me to fit this giant pill in my ear?” Me: “Sir, that’s an antibiotic tablet. It’s meant to be taken orally |
High School Dropouts Work On The Pharm
High School Dropouts Work On The Pharm
Pharmacy | Boston, MA, USA | Right | June 12, 2010 (I work as a pharmacy tech at a chain pharmacy. I am also currently in pharmacy school and will be a pharmacist one day.) Customer: “You should be ashamed of yourself!” Me: “I’m sorry. Can I help you with something?” Customer: “No! I refuse to be helped by a high school dropout! You should be ashamed of yourself for working where children can see you! You are going to make them think that it is okay to not have an education!” Me: “Ma’am, I am not a high school dropout. I have a high school diploma and I am currently in pharmacy school working towards a Doctor of Pharmacy. I am going to be a pharmacist one day.” Customer: “Stop lying! I have never heard of a pharmacist before. You are a high school dropout!” Manager: “Can I help you?” Customer: “Yes! Your employee is lying to me! She says she is going to be a pharmacist! That job doesn’t exist!” (The manager looks at our pharmacist who is near tears from laughing so hard.) Manager: “Ma’am, see the man over there? He’s the one who filled your prescription. He is a pharmacist.” Customer: “No he isn’t! He just counts pills! You don’t need school for that!” |
Health Care(less)
Health Care(less)
Pharmacy | Greenville, SC, USA | Right | May 19, 2010 Me: “That will be $43.78, ma’am.” Customer: “Oh, no it won’t.” Me: “I’m sorry, did you have insurance? You weren’t in the system. Do you have your card on you?” Customer: “No, I don’t have insurance. Obama said health care is free.” Me: “I don’t think that’s how it works, ma’am.” |
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