Super Absorbent For Those Mentally Heavy Days
Super Absorbent For Those Mentally Heavy Days
Pharmacy | | Right | April 23, 2009
(An elderly man calls up to the store.)
Me: “Thank you for calling ****, this is ****, how can I help you?”
Customer: “Yes, my granddaughter came to visit me, and she bought me a birthday gift. It’s on the kitchen table, but I’m not sure what it is.”
Me: “OK, well, what can you tell me about the product?”
Customer: “Well, the box says ‘K-O-T-E-X’ – can you tell me what that is, honey? What it’s used for? I just can’t figure it out.”
Me: Well, sir…that’s a feminine hygiene product.”
Customer: “Feminine hygiene? What’s the product for? I just can’t figure it out.”
Me: “Sir…it’s for women on their period.”
Customer: “Why would my granddaughter buy me Kotex?”
Me: “I don’t know sir, maybe you should ask her that.”
Customer: “So can I still use them to stir my Kool-Aid with? Because that’s what I’ve been using them for.”
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