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florida80 · 05-23-2021

As Long As You Don’t Have Any Blue Tits
DOCTOR/PHYSICIAN, GLASGOW, HOSPITAL, PATIENTS, SCOTLAND, STUPID, UK, WORDPLAY | HEALTHY | JUNE 7, 2018
(My stepmum has been unwell for a few months and has been on a number of different antibiotics. Her symptoms aren’t improving, so she goes back to the doctor and my dad goes with her. During the examination, the following takes place.)

Doctor: “I’m going to put you on a stronger antibiotic, but before I do that, I want to make sure you haven’t had reactions to the antibiotic you’re currently on. Have you had any headaches or trouble sleeping?”

Stepmum: “No. I’m tired from the illness, but I have no trouble sleeping.”

Doctor: “Okay, and any stomach issues?”

Stepmum: “No, that’s fine, too.”

Doctor: “Great. Now, this might be a bit sensitive, but have you had any thrush?”

Stepmum: *looks at my dad, confused* “No, but I have a parrot at home!”

Dad: *nearly peeing his pants with laughter* “He’s means a yeast infection, not a bird!”

05-23-2021	#841
florida80 R11 Độc Cô Cầu Bại Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 113,793 Thanks: 7,446 Thanked 47,165 Times in 13,136 Posts Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 511 Post(s) Rep Power: 162	As Long As You Don’t Have Any Blue Tits DOCTOR/PHYSICIAN, GLASGOW, HOSPITAL, PATIENTS, SCOTLAND, STUPID, UK, WORDPLAY \| HEALTHY \| JUNE 7, 2018 (My stepmum has been unwell for a few months and has been on a number of different antibiotics. Her symptoms aren’t improving, so she goes back to the doctor and my dad goes with her. During the examination, the following takes place.) Doctor: “I’m going to put you on a stronger antibiotic, but before I do that, I want to make sure you haven’t had reactions to the antibiotic you’re currently on. Have you had any headaches or trouble sleeping?” Stepmum: “No. I’m tired from the illness, but I have no trouble sleeping.” Doctor: “Okay, and any stomach issues?” Stepmum: “No, that’s fine, too.” Doctor: “Great. Now, this might be a bit sensitive, but have you had any thrush?” Stepmum: looks at my dad, confused “No, but I have a parrot at home!” Dad: nearly peeing his pants with laughter “He’s means a yeast infection, not a bird!”